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$3,000 / 2br - 2 bed 2 bath, stumble to the beach if you want, garage (Juno beach)

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Listen up, folks! This 2-bedroom, 2.5-bath townhome is just a hop, skip, and a jump from the beach, but don't think that means you can waltz in here without forking over the first month's rent and a security deposit. We've got a 2-car garage attached – yeah, you heard me right. Inside, there are some so-called "upgrades" like those fancy arched entryways and granite countertops. And as for the community, they claim it's "resort-style living" with all the bells and whistles – a tropical heated pool, a grand clubhouse, a media library (who even uses those anymore?), a fitness center, and BBQ/picnic areas (because apparently, you can't grill anywhere else).

I'll reluctantly admit that I'm available to show you this townhome by appointment – 6 days a week, mind you. But don't think for a second that I'm thrilled about it. If you want to check it out, you can give me a call anytime, although I'd rather you didn't. Call Brian at show contact info , but don't expect me to be all sunshine and rainbows about it. This is Florida, after all – the Sunshine State. But I'll be honest, I'd rather be sipping on a Suwannee River than dealing with this. And if you ask me, the Florida Panther is probably a better roommate than most people. But hey, who am I to judge?

Call Brian Carlin Power Net Realty show contact info




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