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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

12 Jan 2014 - Gemach nushim tzidkunios - mm4ww

13 Feb 2014 - 3 yrs ago you were evicted from ***. I have your dog.

22 Jan 2014 - Used guitar strings - 1 set (yeah I know, why would anyone want that?)

23 Jan 2014 - We were married for three days in 1989, and I saw you on the subway - m4w

09 Dec 2013 - Christmas Cheer

19 Oct 2013 - SWM seeking Four Legged woman

18 Oct 2013 - Air Guitar

16 Oct 2013 - FREE HUMAN SIZE HAMSTER WHEEL

06 Aug 2013 - Missed Connection - m4w

10 May 2013 - Oh my god. Oh. My. God.

13 Feb 2013 - Two Fellas need wedding dates

13 Feb 2013 - Two men need wedding dates

02 Jan 2013 - I farted on every single one of my employees. All 37 of them.

30 Oct 2012 - Lost, window. Found, Big assed tree.

19 Mar 2012 - The Onion - Writers' Room Conference Table

14 Dec 2011 - You slept naked in my bed. Unfortunately, you were in the wrong apt. - m4w

10 May 2011 - Naked on the 6 train: - m4m

01 Mar 2010 - Stately Dutch MILF Magnet

22 Feb 2010 - You stole my freakin' cameras

12 Feb 2010 - Tune Your God Damn Piano

11 Feb 2010 - WE NEED A SMART PERSON

03 Feb 2010 - Computer repairman

30 Jan 2010 - Looking for Rabbi Versed in DARK TALMUDIC ARTS to create GOLEM.

26 Jan 2010 - I'm the Girl that Ripped the Picasso Painting At The Met - w4m

01 Jan 2010 - penis caught in my zipper at el biet - m4w

06 Dec 2009 - Candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup

05 Dec 2009 - 1500 live ladybugs, accidently bought while drunk, feels bad.

03 Dec 2009 - Personal assistant to naturist couple

04 Nov 2009 - Homophobia is HOT! - w4m

13 Oct 2009 - Can I flush your head in a toilet while blasting Hall & Oates? m4w

22 Sep 2009 - need someone to sit on lap

29 Aug 2009 - First posted a month ago? Still no roommate?

06 Aug 2009 - Need Gal for Unique (Legit) Part-Time Position

04 Aug 2009 - I saw that crash on the Taconic last Sunday...

29 Jul 2009 - You're the Hasidic Jew who tried to kill me. I'm the girl on the bike. - w4m

26 Jun 2009 - A three point presentation on why Amanda would make the best GF ever. - w4m

24 Jun 2009 - Was that your limb? - w4m

10 Jun 2009 - Trade gay porn for bookshelf assembly??

20 May 2009 - $30/hour: Personal Introduction Assistant / "wingwoman"

14 May 2009 - I took your purse and felt a connection - m4w

12 May 2009 - Free Box of Magnum Condoms

12 May 2009 - Free - International Ketchup Packet Collection

11 May 2009 - Grooming Circle - w4mm

18 Apr 2009 - help capture rogue

09 Apr 2009 - Singing Jewish Kosher Tequila Girls for Media

07 Apr 2009 - Sit in a hot tub full of marinara sauce with me - m4w

07 Apr 2009 - Human Cat for Adpotion

26 Feb 2009 - I wanted to talk to you, but I had to take a shit - m4w

23 Jan 2009 - Antique furniture from former CEO's office- $1.22 M

01 Jan 2009 - EAST VILLAGE- Controlled and large 3 bed

24 Dec 2008 - Entry Level Associate

19 Dec 2008 - To The Girl of Shel Dental Ads - m4w

04 Dec 2008 - Please stop walking around naked - 25th Street - m4w

06 Nov 2008 - I have a huge bathroom.

03 Nov 2008 - Blowjobs for Obama - w4m

03 Oct 2008 - To the girl who stole my bike as a gesture of flirtation - m4w

18 Sep 2008 - Tips For Clueless People Who Get Mugged

16 Sep 2008 - You reap what you sow: the greed of an archetypal Lehman douche

10 Sep 2008 - SWF who isn't asking too much

19 Aug 2008 - Live in Nanny Needed for 4 kids (Pls don't call them "Precious Ones")

14 Jul 2008 - You bit my leg while I was passed out and I never got to ask your name - w4m

10 Jul 2008 - ALL UTIL. INCLUDED!!! THIS IS THE ONE YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!

07 Jul 2008 - MISS ME! Goddamnit!! - m4w

07 Jul 2008 - Free Broken Time Machine

04 Jun 2008 - An Open Letter to the Brokers of New York City

20 Apr 2008 - who put the dead bird in my mailbox? - w4m

19 Apr 2008 - KERMIT SEEKS PIGGY

17 Apr 2008 - Ibanker seeking romance

12 Mar 2008 - Silda Spitzer, I will totally do you. - m4w

27 Feb 2008 - OK . . . I give up . . . just fuck me like a whore

07 Feb 2008 - Fingered on the RED line - Columbia University - w4m

25 Jan 2008 - Dear Star Wars ex-boyfriend, my vag is sore

10 Jan 2008 - Replying to w4m casual encounters ads? A little feedback ..

26 Dec 2007 - No, really - someone come get this horrible Chili Beer

18 Dec 2007 - fancy being lavished during the holidays?

02 Dec 2007 - To the person who broke into my car last night

26 Nov 2007 - Wanted: Heart Surgeon for 1/2 Day Gig - No Pay

21 Nov 2007 - Help me keep the shell people alive.

11 Nov 2007 - Why Must You Bother the Nice Women?

23 Oct 2007 - We met for a drink and you caught me making out with a man - m4w

11 Oct 2007 - To the gentleman who called me a depreciating asset

14 Aug 2007 - Diola lle, lovers of Middle Earth - w4m

06 Aug 2007 - NYC SUBWAY RANT: JESUS CHRIST!

06 Aug 2007 - Potato Cannon

07 Jul 2007 - I will trade you records if you hang out with me and you are female

29 Jun 2007 - Why I no longer want to have sex

10 Jun 2007 - To all my clients....from your friendly online porn store

21 May 2007 - Alluring, difficult woman seeks stable and assertive man

18 May 2007 - Yesterday was hell

06 May 2007 - you PISSED on my floor

30 Apr 2007 - Celebrity Nail clippings for Elementary Math tutor

25 Apr 2007 - How to Write an Effective Missed Connection

08 Apr 2007 - An EPIC mount! (warcraft players look inside) - w4m

22 Feb 2007 - I will apologize because I don't feel like going to jail.

21 Dec 2006 - TO THE WOMAN WHO IS BLOWING MY BOSS

18 Nov 2006 - To My 83rd St. Neighbor: It's REALLY Not What You Think! - w4m

16 Nov 2006 - I see penises.

13 Oct 2006 - I'm your Assistant, Not an Ass

19 Sep 2006 - A memo to all NYC subway commuters

11 Sep 2006 - *******Brokers: MUST READ*********

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