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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

07 Jan 2014 - Greatest mac 'n cheese EVA - w4m

10 Jan 2013 - NEMESIS WANTED

02 Jun 2011 - Lonely pile of dirt needs a home

27 Sep 2009 - Bird House and Bee Hive

31 Aug 2009 - Wanted: Non-exclusive long distance relationship

15 Jun 2009 - Open letter to people selling old TVs

15 Apr 2009 - Dear aquarium sellers...

01 Dec 2008 - The loudest vacuum cleaner on the face of the Earth (GONE)

21 Oct 2008 - WELL HERE GOES... - w4m

14 Aug 2008 - You were being shoved into a Dallas Police car. - m4w

02 Jun 2008 - Ferocious Attack Kitten

14 May 2007 - Door to door religious idiots

21 Apr 2007 - Open Letter From a Cop

04 Jan 2007 - Dear scratch-off guy

24 Sep 2005 - Free Spectacles for One-eared man

22 Aug 2005 - Soldiers in a volunteer Army and other political rants

27 Apr 2005 - Rant: Don't marry my Ex-Wife

26 Apr 2005 - Buy my boyfriend's creepy ex-wife's engagement ring